An Offer They Can`t Refuse

Becoming a Moslem is similar to joining the Mafia; once in you can`t get out. Moslems deny this to the World, but the proof is in the pudding.

Just as mafia stoolpidgeons are placed in the witness protection program, so too apostates from the religion of peace should be sheltered from the gentle ministrations of their former spiritual advisors; the United States should have an apostate protection program to help people exit from this cult religion.

But, I forgot; there is no compulsion in Islam-they told us so!