The World of Commander Barack

Timothy Birdnow

One year ago I posted this, the title song from the 1960's cartoon Commander McBragg, and noted the eerie resemblence McBragg has to Barack Obama. Considering Jack Kemp's revelation that Obama is STILL trying to claim his uncle liberated Auschwitz, and considering the way he has taken personal credit for killing Bin-Laden (as if he flew over in a hypersonic jet and did the job personally aka James Bond) it has become more appropriate than ever.

Here is the original, and below is my new improved version:

- The World of Commander McBragg

This is the World of Commander McBragg
Your hair will curl in the World of McBragg.
He fights monsters galore
And then asks for still more
Or so says the brag of McBragg.

When on the hill the marines plant a flag
They may be led by Commander McBragg.
With a cannon in hand
He can beat any band
Or so says the brag of McBragg.

Fencing and fighting and round table knighting
And slaying of dragons, too.
Shipping and sailing and great harpoon whaling
There's nothing McBragg can't do.
Hunting and trapping and gold miner mapping
And flying to Timbuktu.
Roping and riding and Indian guiding
Commander McBragg comes through.

This is the World of Commander McBragg
Your head will whirl in the World of McBragg.
He can do anything
In his world he's a king
Or so says the brag of McBragg

End

Now, here is my own particular version of the song:

This is the world of CommanderBarack
And you know that it's all a big crock
He fights monsters galore
and all day he shouts "fore"
or says says the brag of Barack

When Navy Seals go into Pakistan
and all the dirt's 'bout to hit every fan
He'll lead where they've trodden
and he'll kill old Bin-Laden
or so says the brag of Barack


as tough as it gets with an unc at Auschwitz
he can play a mean game of Horse too
with his fantasy sons who look just like Trayvon
and his bottles of White House hommebrew
he can cut all the troops and not even say "whoops"
he can flip his bird to every Jew
while his gal takes a chill in lovely Seville
bleeding America blue.

This is the world of Commander Barack
and all the taxpayers get sticker shock
he can do anything
in his world he's a king!
while he puts all of us into hock!