Obama Confuses Family History
Timothy Birdnow
Barack Obama claims http://tbirdnow.mee.nu/obama_claimed_his_uncle_liberated_auschwitz, and continues to claim http://tbirdnow.mee.nu/recycling_phony_obama_auschitz_claim, his uncle helped liberate the "Polish Death Camp" at Auschwitz.Interesting; who would have guessed he had a Russian uncle!
I think Mr. Obama misunderstood the family story. I suspect it went something like this:
Barack: "Uncle, did you see any action in the Second World War?"
Uncle: "Barry, I fought in the War, the big one, the battle of the beer belly bulge."
Barack: "Really! You were at the Bulge?"
Uncle: "Only every day. My pants sizes grew and grew."
Barack: "Oh, wow; you were in the War! Did you protest it or what?"
Uncle: "No, son - I was, uh, "stationed" in Warsaw Illinois".
Barack: "What did you see?"
Uncle: "No, Warsaw!"
Obama: "What did you saw?"
Uncle: "I saw the liberation of a lot of brews."
Obama: "A lot of Jews? Oh, you were at the liberation of one of those Polish Death Camps."
Uncle: "No, I liberated plenty a Schlitz from the fridge."
Obama: "Auschwitz?"
Uncle: "Sorry I mentioned it."
Sometime later Mr. Obama announces to the world:
"My uncle liberated Auschwitz during WWII.
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