The Great Fall of TJ Willms
It is with a heavy heart that I am forced to bring you, my dear friends and loyal readers, this tragic news; the once-brilliant friend of Birdblog, TJ Willms (of Twisted Steel fame), has turned to the dark side! He has apparently been blinded by spin and propaganda coming from the nefarious lefties who dominate our modern culture, and has been tricked into believing that Dogs hold conservative principles, while he evinces disdain for the (clearly) right-thinking members of the feline species. It is a sad, sad day!
What could drive a man to such confusion (or dare I say madness?) How could a giant of reason and moral clarity fall so tragically? Where lies the fatal flaw which has brought our hero so low? Were Shakespeare alive today, or the Greek playwrites, Mr. Willms would surely be the subject of their finest works of tragedy. What a pity!
What is needed is an intervention; we, Mr. Willms good friends, must act to confront him about his destructive views! Perhaps, with our gentle but firm exhortations, our friend will realize the error of his ways, admit that cats are better than dogs, and return freely to that happy state he once enjoyed but from which he has fallen so tragically! Go, go to his website! Reprove him for his erroneous views! His fate is in our hands!
And let him not forget; ``Cats rule and dogs drool!``
What could drive a man to such confusion (or dare I say madness?) How could a giant of reason and moral clarity fall so tragically? Where lies the fatal flaw which has brought our hero so low? Were Shakespeare alive today, or the Greek playwrites, Mr. Willms would surely be the subject of their finest works of tragedy. What a pity!
What is needed is an intervention; we, Mr. Willms good friends, must act to confront him about his destructive views! Perhaps, with our gentle but firm exhortations, our friend will realize the error of his ways, admit that cats are better than dogs, and return freely to that happy state he once enjoyed but from which he has fallen so tragically! Go, go to his website! Reprove him for his erroneous views! His fate is in our hands!
And let him not forget; ``Cats rule and dogs drool!``
posted by Timothy Birdnow | 8:11 AM
6 Comments:
I've lost all faith in you. I read your columns with not only great interest but admiration for the knowledge that you show. Now that's a thing of the past. No intelligent human being can believe that a self-consumed cat is greater that a needy dog! This is man's best friend we're taking about here.
I just want to leave you with the words of a great American, that Randy guy on American Idol, "you're no longer in my dog-pound".
"No intelligent human being can believe that a self-consumed cat is greater that a needy dog!
I couldn't have said it any better Mr. Hixson!
"will realize the error of his ways, admit that cats are better than dogs"
Never I say!"
Et tu, Mr. Hixson?
My faith in humanity is shaken!
Dogs and cats are both merely human dependent pets. So both sides just get over yerselves. I rule my dog and cats drool. Especially when I open the food bag.
Perhaps yer right enough Alnot.
The news has been a little slow this week... "All in good fun."
I have One last thing to say...
"No animals were injured in the posting of this or any other comments here at Birdblog." Well, their self-esteem may have taken a hit, but that's life...
Absolutely! I thought it would be fun to argue over absolutely meaningless drivel! In reality, I love both cats and dogs, and both have their proper position.
And, Tom, you said;
"No animals were injured in the posting of this or any other comments here at Birdblog." Well, their self-esteem may have taken a hit, but that's life...
That is true, and I thank you for acknowledging that-especially after your comment about the trellis incident and the ASPCA...
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