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Paul Phaneuf over at Tea Party Nation has sized up "Mad" Anthony Weiner's shortcomings. I want to start with my favorite quote.
The Money Quote:
For me, the greatest shock of all is the discovery that Anthony Weiner actually has a penis. It’s a good thing I’m not a betting man, I’d have lost my money.
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Full article:
DOES ARROGANCE BREED EXPOSURE?
Posted by Paul Phaneuf on June 1, 2011 at 5:00am
Certainly one of the most smug and arrogant Congressmen on the Hill is New York’s Anthony Weiner. His pointed wit and explosive sarcasm are frequently displayed whenever Weiner exposes himself before the media to deride Republicans and conservative values.
While capable of rapacious thrusts of hyperbolic rhetoric, Weiner is always ready to prick the rising bubble of any opponent who gets in his way.
As of late, it appears that this characteristic is revealing itself to be more than a mere oratorical device. Apparently, this tendency has expressed itself in other areas of his behavior.
Is it possible that this rigid know it all could have sent a picture of his manhood to a 21 year old college student? Weiner’s adept dance around the questions he has been asked certainly lead one to question his nonsensical answers to reporters’ questions.
Now if true, there are no minors involved and he has apparently chosen to commit his adulterous dallying with a member of the opposite sex. Really though, how reliable are his denials? The question remains, is an exposed wee-wee really anonymous? Wasn’t Michael Jackson compelled to have a physical exam because his was described in detail?
Other questions also arise. Was the 21 year old female a biology student studying the physiology of male anatomy? Was this after all merely a response to a constituent request? Is she a psychology major studying aberrant male behavior?
Could she be a plant, an extreme right winger sent to entrap the innocent Mr. Weiner to ruin his illustrious career?
Might this be a rope a dope in reverse? Send a tiny picture on Twitter in order to suck in the media in a frenzy of activity seeking to bring us all the news that really matters? Could this be Anthony Weiner’s “I have a bus too” moment?
For me, the greatest shock of all is the discovery that Anthony Weiner actually has a penis. It’s a good thing I’m not a betting man, I’d have lost my money. If these allegations are true, it would seem that he missed the lesson about keeping it in his pants in public.
He obviously didn’t get the memo about risky behavior with strangers on social media sites. Pity the fool. Someone deceived him. He’s much too bright not to know that this garbage always comes out.
Who is the dastardly scoundrel who convinced him that it was all right because everybody’s doing it? Well not everybody, just everybody who’s anybody which is why you and I haven’t done it because we’re just ordinary nobodies.
Weiner’s defensive antics have been comical to watch. Maybe it’s a career move from politics and the news channel to Entertainment Television. Probably it would be more suited to the comedy channel, or better yet, the Playboy Channel.
And just think. This brilliant paragon of virtue consistently lectures the rest of us. He even recently voted on the debt ceiling. I wonder if he was lying on his back looking up when he came to his decision on which way to vote?
Strangely, this is one tidbit of internet buffoonery that I have no interest in researching for photographic evidence. It’s 5AM. I haven’t even had my coffee yet. Ugh.
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And then there is this comment I posted:
Weiner, the papers say, has links to a few young women in their twenties. What kind of married 46 year old Congressman would do this in a traceable computer medium? Who does he think he is? Ted Kennedy? Client Number 9 (Elliott Spitzer)? Even they were more discrete in that you couldn't trace their activities with scientific accuracy on a computer.
Weiner is like this geeky college kid. Actually, my friends have a debate as to whom he more resembles - Screech on "Saved By the Bell" or Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter."
Paul Phaneuf over at Tea Party Nation has sized up "Mad" Anthony Weiner's shortcomings. I want to start with my favorite quote.
The Money Quote:
For me, the greatest shock of all is the discovery that Anthony Weiner actually has a penis. It’s a good thing I’m not a betting man, I’d have lost my money.
END
Full article:
DOES ARROGANCE BREED EXPOSURE?
Posted by Paul Phaneuf on June 1, 2011 at 5:00am
Certainly one of the most smug and arrogant Congressmen on the Hill is New York’s Anthony Weiner. His pointed wit and explosive sarcasm are frequently displayed whenever Weiner exposes himself before the media to deride Republicans and conservative values.
While capable of rapacious thrusts of hyperbolic rhetoric, Weiner is always ready to prick the rising bubble of any opponent who gets in his way.
As of late, it appears that this characteristic is revealing itself to be more than a mere oratorical device. Apparently, this tendency has expressed itself in other areas of his behavior.
Is it possible that this rigid know it all could have sent a picture of his manhood to a 21 year old college student? Weiner’s adept dance around the questions he has been asked certainly lead one to question his nonsensical answers to reporters’ questions.
Now if true, there are no minors involved and he has apparently chosen to commit his adulterous dallying with a member of the opposite sex. Really though, how reliable are his denials? The question remains, is an exposed wee-wee really anonymous? Wasn’t Michael Jackson compelled to have a physical exam because his was described in detail?
Other questions also arise. Was the 21 year old female a biology student studying the physiology of male anatomy? Was this after all merely a response to a constituent request? Is she a psychology major studying aberrant male behavior?
Could she be a plant, an extreme right winger sent to entrap the innocent Mr. Weiner to ruin his illustrious career?
Might this be a rope a dope in reverse? Send a tiny picture on Twitter in order to suck in the media in a frenzy of activity seeking to bring us all the news that really matters? Could this be Anthony Weiner’s “I have a bus too” moment?
For me, the greatest shock of all is the discovery that Anthony Weiner actually has a penis. It’s a good thing I’m not a betting man, I’d have lost my money. If these allegations are true, it would seem that he missed the lesson about keeping it in his pants in public.
He obviously didn’t get the memo about risky behavior with strangers on social media sites. Pity the fool. Someone deceived him. He’s much too bright not to know that this garbage always comes out.
Who is the dastardly scoundrel who convinced him that it was all right because everybody’s doing it? Well not everybody, just everybody who’s anybody which is why you and I haven’t done it because we’re just ordinary nobodies.
Weiner’s defensive antics have been comical to watch. Maybe it’s a career move from politics and the news channel to Entertainment Television. Probably it would be more suited to the comedy channel, or better yet, the Playboy Channel.
And just think. This brilliant paragon of virtue consistently lectures the rest of us. He even recently voted on the debt ceiling. I wonder if he was lying on his back looking up when he came to his decision on which way to vote?
Strangely, this is one tidbit of internet buffoonery that I have no interest in researching for photographic evidence. It’s 5AM. I haven’t even had my coffee yet. Ugh.
END
And then there is this comment I posted:
Weiner, the papers say, has links to a few young women in their twenties. What kind of married 46 year old Congressman would do this in a traceable computer medium? Who does he think he is? Ted Kennedy? Client Number 9 (Elliott Spitzer)? Even they were more discrete in that you couldn't trace their activities with scientific accuracy on a computer.
Weiner is like this geeky college kid. Actually, my friends have a debate as to whom he more resembles - Screech on "Saved By the Bell" or Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter."
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