Weiner Parody Song

Jack Kemp

Weiner sings his own version of the song "New York, New York"
(He hasn't returned to his home in days to Ascan Avenue.
The CNN truck was still there last evening)

Here goes:

Stop spreading the News
I'm leaving - Oy Vey
I want to be apart from it
New York, New York

This colossal lose
Of going astray
Caught in the very heart of it
I just got torqued

I want to wake up
And find this all went away
And find I'm King of Kew Garden Hills
And not a liberal cliche

My Mayoral dreams
Are melting away
I'll make a brand new start of it
In Old New York

If I can't make it there
I'll go on Medicare
I screwed the pooch
In Old New York

(Musical Bridge)

New York, New York
I want to wake up
And not look like a freak
The King of the Garbage Pile
Flop of the week
Looking so meek
King of the Bile

These gray undershorts
They made me look gay
I'm gonna to make a brand new start of it
In old New York

And if I can rehab there
I'm gonna text an au pair
I'll keep it up
New York's Main Dork
Got Forked!