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Friday, November 11, 2011

"Slave Machine" at Canada Free Press

Timothy Birdnow

I've combined my two recent posts about thought control into a full-length article at Canada Free Press.

Our good friend and occasional contributor Mark Musser kindly posted it at Free Republic, where I am getting creamed not on the substance of the piece but on a typo in the opening portion of the article. I really should have had Michael Morrison look it over before sending. At any rate, thanks to Mark, and as always thanks to Judi and Brian at CFP.

Pardon my silliness, but I can't get the thought out of my head; I keep imagining a bunch of discoing Liberals with giant afros, gold chains, white leisure suits, and high heel shoes gyrating to the Miracles song "Love Machine" only replacing it with "slave machine".

Picture it:

Oh, yeah....

(I,I,)I'm just a slave machine and I won't work for nobody but you
(I,I )I'm just a slave machine .............. A hugging kissing fiend

I think it's high time you knew
Whenever I think of you
My mind blows a fuse
When I lookIn your eyes
My meter starts to rise
And I become confused
My motor cranked electric goes
When I'm sitting next to you
Electricity starts to flow
And my indicator starts to glow

Repeat chorus

I'm gentle as a lamb
I'm not that hard to program
There's no way that you can lose
Chassis fits like a glove
I've got a button for love
That you've got to use (push it push it baby)
If you look into my power
I am sure you can find out how
To turn me on just set my dial
And let me love you for a little while ooooooh

Repeat chorus

La... La la la la..... La la la la.. La la
La la la la la.. La la la.... La la laaaaaaaaa
Push it push it baby, yeah......ah, ah

Repeat chorus

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