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Sunday, April 30, 2006

Apelause!

Spain`s come a long way; from The Inquisition (in which people were ``sorted out`` based on religion) to animal enfranchisement. Talk about a committment to inclusiveness!

Our old friend Tom Graffagnino has this to say about the Spanish Enfranchisement:



"Monkey, si!"
(No monkey-doo!)


Now in Spain the chimps are marching!
Knuckles drag.....
But heads held high!
Darwinism's come full circle...
The Enlightenment's run dry.

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Socialista-Evolution!
Monkey,si!
(...No, monkey-doo!)
Liberal voter-registration's
Cranking up down at the zoo!

Cast your ballot, Signor Cheetah!
Follow me, sir....
It's your right!
We'll defeat Mean Market Masters...
J. Fred Muggs, please join The Fight!

Yes, we promise Free Bananas!
We'll expand your liberties!
We'll insure much cleaner cages
And/or longer vines on trees!

You can trust us....Primate Power!
Go-Go-rilla!
You da MAN!
We will free you from your bondage...
Vote for us!
WE understand!

Here's the platform you'll go ape for...
PETA Principles defined!
Please, come join our Bright Tomorrows...
Evolution-Monkey-Shines!

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Lord, the flesh cries...."Liberation!"
As if "freedom's" found in schools...
But The Lie the flesh believes in,
Is a lie believed by fools.

Lord, some say there is 'no purpose'....
But on purpose they rebel.
They reject their Holy Image,
And embrace the Gates of Hell.


*Tim`s note; the Democrats may have the means to win an election for once. I`ve always said that anyone who would vote for them must be barely sentient anyway...

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