The New Tsar, the Old Steel
More proof that Comrad Putin intends to be the new Tsar.
I don`t know what President Bush saw when he gazed into those cold blue bulbs, but I see the ghost of Ivan the Terrible, or Joe Stalin. (Stalin roughly translates ``Man of Steel``.) Remember, too, that Vladimir is Russian for Prince...
I don`t know what President Bush saw when he gazed into those cold blue bulbs, but I see the ghost of Ivan the Terrible, or Joe Stalin. (Stalin roughly translates ``Man of Steel``.) Remember, too, that Vladimir is Russian for Prince...
posted by Timothy Birdnow | 5:53 AM
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Stalinism is the only ideology that has defeated Islam (though free one way tickets on the transiberian railway for mullahs certainly helped).
BTW
Q: What do you ask a man who's just converted to Islam?
A: Have you started beating your wife?
Q How many Muslims does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they prefer to sit in the dark and blame it on the Jews.
Q: How do you get a Muslim woman pregnant?
A: Dress her up as a goat.
Did you hear the one about the Muslim who won a Nobel Prize in Mathematics?
Neither did I.
Q. How many muslims does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A. What's toilet paper?
Q How can you recognise a well-balanced Muslim?
A He's got chips on both shoulders.
Q. What do Muslim men do during foreplay?
A. Tickle the goat under the chin.
Q. How many Muslim extremists will it take to destroy Britain?
A. None, Tony B.Liar can do it all by himself, thank you.
Q: What do you say to a Muslim woman with two black eyes?
A: Nothing! You told her twice already!
Q: What do you call a first-time offender in Saudi Arabia?
A: Lefty!
Q: What's the difference between Dar al-Islam and a pot of bio-yogurt?
A: The yogurt has a living culture.
Q: What do you call a drunk Muslim?
A: Hamed.
Q: What do you call a very drunk Muslim?
A: Mohammed.
Q: What has long blonde hair, huge tits, and is currently living in a cave in Greenland?
A: Salman Rushdie.
Nine year old Aisha and her kid brother Ahmed are talking about Mohammed. Aisha said "Last night Uncle Mo came to me and told me I had the gates of paradise between my legs and he had the key between his"
"That's funny" Ahmed replied. "For the last two years he's been telling me it's Gabriel's trumpet and I've got to learn how to play it"
Guy goes into sex shop and asks for an inflatable doll. Assistant asks him whether he wants a Christian one or a Muslim one. Customer asks what's the difference. Assistant explains that you need a pump for the Christian doll, but the Muslim one blows itself up.
You`ve definitely collected a Fatwa or two here, Boom! Boom!
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