A Green Blooded Boy
A while back I suggested that Martians are behind the Climate Change Denial machine, that Cheney and Halliburton have been working Vichi fashion with the aliens to maximize profits and engineer world conquest. It seems I`m not the only one to have realized this foul plot.
Miguel Guanipa points it out at the American Thinker:In a recent interview with Canada's former defense minister Paul Hellyer, the capricious alignment of the universal forces of chance afforded unequivocal confirmation of this thesis.
Mr. Hellyer informed the Ottawa Citizen that highly classified information on extraterrestrials may hold the key to solving the earth's Global Warming crisis and could help us save the planet before it is too late. He went on to demand that World governments declassify all of these Alien Technology secrets so we can get on with addressing this pressing issue as soon as possible.
Mr. Hellyer's rather unorthodox scheme is based on the premise that, since Alien visitors may have had to travel vast distances in search of intelligent life in our universe, they must possess extraordinary propulsion systems and incredibly efficient fuel technologies to be able to achieve such a feat. These technologies would go a long way towards stemming the tide of human extinction posed by Global Warming, if only the world governments (especially the U.S.) would share them with the scientific community.
He goes on to theorize that Al Gore is the one working with the aliens. I think it more likely that Al Gore IS one of the aliens, cleverly disguised in a human suit. Notice the wooden, clumbsy mannerisms, the mechanical movements made by our former Veep. Notice the lack of definite personality displayed by Mr. Gore; one day he is a fiery preacher, the next a pedantic scholar, the next a common joe. It`s as if he had set human patterns programmed into him to present an image of humanity. Is Mr. Gore hiding his inner Martian? If he were cut, would he bleed green? (Actually, I suspect he would bleed hydrolic fluid, since his inner Martian is probably only about two feet tall and has a comfortable seat somewhere near Gore`s liver.)
We must demand that our government release Gore`s medical records to the public immediately! It`s time America told the world what Mr. Guanipa, Hellyer, and myself have known all along!
Beware, the Martians are indeed coming!
Miguel Guanipa points it out at the American Thinker:In a recent interview with Canada's former defense minister Paul Hellyer, the capricious alignment of the universal forces of chance afforded unequivocal confirmation of this thesis.
Mr. Hellyer informed the Ottawa Citizen that highly classified information on extraterrestrials may hold the key to solving the earth's Global Warming crisis and could help us save the planet before it is too late. He went on to demand that World governments declassify all of these Alien Technology secrets so we can get on with addressing this pressing issue as soon as possible.
Mr. Hellyer's rather unorthodox scheme is based on the premise that, since Alien visitors may have had to travel vast distances in search of intelligent life in our universe, they must possess extraordinary propulsion systems and incredibly efficient fuel technologies to be able to achieve such a feat. These technologies would go a long way towards stemming the tide of human extinction posed by Global Warming, if only the world governments (especially the U.S.) would share them with the scientific community.
He goes on to theorize that Al Gore is the one working with the aliens. I think it more likely that Al Gore IS one of the aliens, cleverly disguised in a human suit. Notice the wooden, clumbsy mannerisms, the mechanical movements made by our former Veep. Notice the lack of definite personality displayed by Mr. Gore; one day he is a fiery preacher, the next a pedantic scholar, the next a common joe. It`s as if he had set human patterns programmed into him to present an image of humanity. Is Mr. Gore hiding his inner Martian? If he were cut, would he bleed green? (Actually, I suspect he would bleed hydrolic fluid, since his inner Martian is probably only about two feet tall and has a comfortable seat somewhere near Gore`s liver.)
We must demand that our government release Gore`s medical records to the public immediately! It`s time America told the world what Mr. Guanipa, Hellyer, and myself have known all along!
Beware, the Martians are indeed coming!
posted by Timothy Birdnow | 6:57 AM
5 Comments:
Tim, Ran across this over the weekend:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=9005566792811497638&q=global+warming+swindle
One of the people that appeared on this show is now claiming he wasnt aware of the purpose. Must be afraid of his grant being cut.
How to cope with Global warming deniers:
http://eye-on-the-world.blogspot.com/2007/03/scientists-threatened-with-death-for.html
Thanks for the links, Mike! The second link, the one about death threats to GW deniers, was especially interesting in light of the way the Left has been ratcheting up their belligerence over this. Read the ``criticism`` by this twit below.
Unfortunately, you are a complete lunatic imbecile that should be banished from publishing anything.
Luiz Cruz | 03.12.07 - 11:25 am
Classic Leftie; all vitriol and no substance. I doubt he even understood that I was doing satire. He at least had the guts to use his name, which is more than most of these guys will do. Notice how he says I should be banished from publishing on my own blog; so much for tolerance of diverse viewpoints and freedom of speech!
It`s little wonder that Timothy Ball is getting death threats for his scientific disagreement with current Global Warming theories.
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