Obama's sings my ver. of Doggie in the Window

Jack Kemp

My version of Obama's singing "How Much is That Doggie in the Window?"as originally sung by Patti Page:

How much is that doggie in the window? Arf! Arf!
I'd sure like to eat him with kale
How much is that doggie in the window? Arf! Arf!
I do hope that doggie's not stale

I must take a trip to California
And leave my poor sweetheart alone
If she has a dog, she won't worry
Where she will find a soup bone

How much is that doggie in the window? Arf! Arf!
I'd sure like to munch on the tail
How much is that doggie in the window? Arf! Arf!
I hope he fits in my lunch pail

I read that there are robbers Woof! Woof!
With flashlights that shine in the dark
That never did concern me
A doggie never stopped a narc

I don't want a bunny or a kitty
Their meat is to tough to digest
I don't want a bowl of little fishies
Their's no meat on their chest

How much is that doggie in the window? Arf! Arf!
I'd sure like to eat him with kale
How much is that doggie in the window? Arf! Arf!
I hope I can get it wholesale

I hope I can get it wholesale