New political aphorism

Dana Mathewson

Once in awhile, while belaboring a political point, I actually say something smart. Here's my latest:

We have to accept that we aren't going to have perfect candidates here on earth. And there won't be perfect candidates in Heaven, either, because there won't be any candidates in Heaven; nobody runs for office in Heaven. I suspect that in Hell, nobody does anything but run for office.

There you have it, folks. Words of wisdom from the Apple Valley Pundit, Dana Mathewson.