The Friendly Skies
So Chancy Nancy wants to fly herself and a few hundred of her closest relatives and friends on military aircraft, ostensibly to protect ``Madam Speaker``-the next in line for the Presidency. Her argument that President Bush is in precarious health (because he is much despised) and that Dick Cheney is in even greater peril means that it is likely that she, the first woman Speaker of the House, will become the first woman President (leapfrogging Hillary). She has asked President Bush to grant her the honor of skipping lines at the airports, of skipping customs, of flying about wherever she and her cronies would like at taxpayer expense.
The San Francisco Bleat figures that with the extra aircraft freed up by our inevitable pullout of Iraq, that stingy SOB Bush could afford to loan her a plane or two. Why, how dare he fly around in Air Force One while she, the first woman Speaker of the House, must go slumming among the commercial flights! If that creepy George Bush rates his own plane, certainly a grandmother and the first woman Speaker of the House should have one too!
Chancy Nancy is a classic limousine liberal; she thinks herself above rubbing elbows with the beer guzzling, uncouth schlubs from the hinterland. She deserves better! She demands that the average American sacrifice to conserve gasoline and stop Global Warming, yet she herself should be able to fly about as she pleases in a private military craft. She demands better treatment than any previous Speaker of the House because she is the first woman, and because, as a San Francisco Democrat, she is entitled to royal treatment.
Precedent alone is adequate grounds to deny the Bleat`s request; this is an attempt to usurp the trappings of leadership from the President and thus further make him irrelevant. She knows Bush`s committment to his ``New Tone`` and hopes he will cave in the interest of comity. She`s trying to make him look weak and foolish, and he will be if he gives in on this issue.
The Democrats look at everything through the prism of politics; when Senator Tim Kane suffered an aneurism (or whatever it was), the Democrats were frantic, not for his safety but because it could turn the Senate over to the Republicans. I suggest sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander; perhaps WE should consider the political ramifications.
As Speaker of the House (the first woman Speaker, did I mention that?) Nancy is third in line for the Presidency (after the President and Veep). But who is fourth in line? The President Pro Tempore, that`s who. That spot is currently held by the former Kleagle of the Klan (there`s a kleagle in a klavern burnin` crosses for the Klan, he`s a white trash 99er with his daughter who`s not tan) Robert Byrd. After the President Pro Tempore comes the Secretary of State, so, if we should lose the top four, we would get our first female President after all!
I propose the opposite of what Chancy asks; we should give Dr. Rice military aircraft priveledges, but see to it that San Fran Nan and dirty Byrd fly on El Al, or American Airlines, or any other high-risk flight. If the Democrats can run a dead guy like they did here in Missouri in 2000, or if they can promise to keep a Senator who suffered an aneurism and could end up brain dead in office just to hold onto power, why shouldn`t Republicans increase the risk of the Dem`s top successors to the Presidency? The Democrats have hardly labored to keep President Bush safe, calling him a war criminal and liar, and making movies about his assassination, etc. Sauce for the goose...
Of course, I do not really advocate any such thing, but my point is that the Democrats and their Media lackeys would not shrink from this. They would be delighted to see President Bush and Vice President Cheney buy the organically fertilized and environmentally sustainable farm so they could take power. Power is the sole purpose of their lives.
Where are the statesmen who will lead this country? As hard as I am on President Bush, I have to admit he is a statesmen, a serious man concerned about the welfare of the country. We have so few like him.
Nancy Pelosi isn`t cut from that cloth.
The San Francisco Bleat figures that with the extra aircraft freed up by our inevitable pullout of Iraq, that stingy SOB Bush could afford to loan her a plane or two. Why, how dare he fly around in Air Force One while she, the first woman Speaker of the House, must go slumming among the commercial flights! If that creepy George Bush rates his own plane, certainly a grandmother and the first woman Speaker of the House should have one too!
Chancy Nancy is a classic limousine liberal; she thinks herself above rubbing elbows with the beer guzzling, uncouth schlubs from the hinterland. She deserves better! She demands that the average American sacrifice to conserve gasoline and stop Global Warming, yet she herself should be able to fly about as she pleases in a private military craft. She demands better treatment than any previous Speaker of the House because she is the first woman, and because, as a San Francisco Democrat, she is entitled to royal treatment.
Precedent alone is adequate grounds to deny the Bleat`s request; this is an attempt to usurp the trappings of leadership from the President and thus further make him irrelevant. She knows Bush`s committment to his ``New Tone`` and hopes he will cave in the interest of comity. She`s trying to make him look weak and foolish, and he will be if he gives in on this issue.
The Democrats look at everything through the prism of politics; when Senator Tim Kane suffered an aneurism (or whatever it was), the Democrats were frantic, not for his safety but because it could turn the Senate over to the Republicans. I suggest sauce for the goose is sauce for the gander; perhaps WE should consider the political ramifications.
As Speaker of the House (the first woman Speaker, did I mention that?) Nancy is third in line for the Presidency (after the President and Veep). But who is fourth in line? The President Pro Tempore, that`s who. That spot is currently held by the former Kleagle of the Klan (there`s a kleagle in a klavern burnin` crosses for the Klan, he`s a white trash 99er with his daughter who`s not tan) Robert Byrd. After the President Pro Tempore comes the Secretary of State, so, if we should lose the top four, we would get our first female President after all!
I propose the opposite of what Chancy asks; we should give Dr. Rice military aircraft priveledges, but see to it that San Fran Nan and dirty Byrd fly on El Al, or American Airlines, or any other high-risk flight. If the Democrats can run a dead guy like they did here in Missouri in 2000, or if they can promise to keep a Senator who suffered an aneurism and could end up brain dead in office just to hold onto power, why shouldn`t Republicans increase the risk of the Dem`s top successors to the Presidency? The Democrats have hardly labored to keep President Bush safe, calling him a war criminal and liar, and making movies about his assassination, etc. Sauce for the goose...
Of course, I do not really advocate any such thing, but my point is that the Democrats and their Media lackeys would not shrink from this. They would be delighted to see President Bush and Vice President Cheney buy the organically fertilized and environmentally sustainable farm so they could take power. Power is the sole purpose of their lives.
Where are the statesmen who will lead this country? As hard as I am on President Bush, I have to admit he is a statesmen, a serious man concerned about the welfare of the country. We have so few like him.
Nancy Pelosi isn`t cut from that cloth.
posted by Timothy Birdnow | 5:03 AM
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Just one question? Are the Democrats cloning themselves?
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