Second Weiner Parody Song

Jack Kemp

"On the Cover of the New York Post"
as sung by Anthony Weiner
to the tune of "On the Cover of the Rolling Stone" by Dr. Hook

(ah ha ha I don't believe it... hey Bubba, hey Huma, tell em who I am)

Well, I'm a big pol mover, got all the maneuvers, and I'm loved even as I leech.
(That sounds like me)
I talk about rights and entitlement fights at ten thousand dollars a speech.
I pass all kinds of bills to give me all kind of thrills but the thrill I'd love to boast
Is the thrill that'll getcha when you get your picture on the cover of the New York Post.
New York Post - wanna see my picture on the cover-
Post- wanna buy 5 copies for my brother-
Stone- wanna see my naked body
on the cover of the New York Post.
(That's a very, very good idea)

I got a freaky old lady, a porn queen baby, who embroiders all my text.
I got a Vegas blackjack dealer
- who says I'm oversexed?
It's all clear it could blow my career
but my career won't ever be toast
Need the thrill that'll getcha when you get your picture on the cover of the New York Post.

New York Post- wanna see our pictures on the cover-
Post- wanna buy 5 copies for my mother-
Post- wanna see my erect self
on the cover of the New York Post.
ROCK AND ROLL!
(Aw, that's just beautiful)

I've got a whole lotta young coed groupies
who read anything I send.
I got a genuine digital camera
With thrills that will never end.
I've got all the e-friends that money can buy
They send me Tweets from coast to coast.
And I keep getting bitchier but I can't get my picture
on the cover of the New York Post

New York Post- wanna see my picture on the cover-
Post- wanna buy copies for my grand-mother-
Post- wanna see my famous form on the cover of the New York Post.
On the cover of the Post
Wanna see my picture on the cover-
Get copies for my Insignificant Other-
wanna see my dramatic face on the cover of the New York Post.
(Man, I can see it now, looking thoughtful and newsworthy...aw, beautiful)