So Very Asinine

(to the tune of 'Love Potion Number Nine')
as sung by Anthony Weiner
composed by Jack Kemp

I took my troubles down to Teenie X
Hey, you know it's just a-bout sex
The girls I tweeted were so very fine
I didn't realize I was so very asinine

I tweeted that I had a dull sex life
But do not tell that to my wife
She looked at my pics and said they were sublime
She said "In centimeters, you are a Number Nine"

She tweeted back and gave an emoticon wink
I said "This won't make a media stink"
She agreed there wouldn't be any scandal press ink
I held my breath, I pressed the keys, I crossed the brink

I didn't know if it was day or night
I stripped bare - it was outta sight
But when I sent a gym photo out one time
The Post busted me for being so very asinine

[guitar solo]

I held my breath, I pressed the keys, I crossed the brink
I didn't know if it was day or night
I stripped bare - it was out of sight
But when I sent a gym photo out one time
The Post busted me for being so very asinine
So Very Asinine
So Very Asinine