Weiner Puns and Jokes

Jack Kemp

This is too easy but here goes...

Will this scandal cause Weiner an electile disfunction?

Will Weiner use the campaign slogan "With Weiner, you get the whole package?"

Or will the slogan be "Pull the Weiner lever?"

I understand that Weiner never filed a police report about the photo - or would take a new photo for comparison purposes - because his evidence wouldn't stand up in court.

Weiner was so uncomfortable during the press conference because he didn't bone up on the questions beforehand.

The photo was clearly digitally manipulated - and I'm not talking computer graphics here.

Weiner fears a police probe of his story would be a pain in the butt.

I understand Weiner is no longer in the running for Mayor of New York - but he was just offered the lead in "The Pee Wee Herman Story."