Earthquake Update

Dana Mathewson

Just had to share this one!!!!) UPDATE: The east coast earthquake apparently
was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia.
It is now being called Obama's Fault, though Obama will say it's really
Bush's Fault. Other theories are that it was the founding fathers rolling
over in their graves, or that what we all believed to be an earthquake was
actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.