Obama Announcement

Jack Kemp

Obama at the microphone for an announcement:

Now some of you folks who come from Indonesia or Asia like the taste of dog. We are pleased to announce that our school lunch program will now have delicious dog meat on the menu in every school lunch program across the country. And the FDA will also be approving the sale of dog in your favorite supermarket. And the Commodities Trading authorities will also be approving the trading of dog meat future contracts on the Chicago Board of Trade. And if I'm reelected, I've got a pleasant surprise for you muskrat lovers as well.