Getting Jacked

It looks like our old friend Jack Kevorkian, the legendary Jack the Dripper, will be paroled from prison in June. It saddens me to waste such a valuable resource; Jack would have been invaluable had we used his services in a more constructive manner!

Rarely does one find a person so suited to his particular calling, and his talents could have been invaluable in a deathrow setting. Alas, such is the inefficiency of our type of system that greatness can be wasted.

You will be missed, Mr. K!