The Pol-Potty Party

Tom Graffagnino writes some excellent humorous political poetry (he beats me hands-down) and he`s got the Iraq Surrender Group in his crosshairs:



"Jihad's Pol-Potty Party"
(...the 'study group' has spoken...)

Yes!....The "study group" has spoken!
Compromise, its stated goal...
The escape plan?...
Screw the Hebrews!
(Sacrificial lambs of old)

Vict'ry's simply not an option...
We must find a way to heal!
Give Peace a chance!
Imagine!
(Hey, Mahmoud, let's cut a deal.)

If you'll help us with this problem,
Hey, we promise to do right!
Tell the twelfth imam we'll give him
The West Bank AND Golan Heights!

We've decided it's not worth it
To defend our Western ways;
Christmas-burka-Pluralism
We accept....
No more delays!

Sheehan, Soros, Jimmy Carter
Michael Moore and Farrakhan
Have all helped us see the light now...
We'll enjoy Mahmoudistan!

This bi-partisan solution's
Therapeutic!
And it's new!
Relativity's consensus...
Peace on Earth!
(...and screw the Jew)

Baker's "study group"'s completed,
And they've cooked up quite a plan!
Throw the Jews into the oven...
And then skewer Kurdistan.

Next play footsie with Nasrallah...
Plead with Hezbollah for aid;
Mr. Assad?
Ask him over...
For some lox and leomonade!

Join Jihad's Pol-Potty-Party!
Can you dig it!?
It's a gas!
Stuff the Jews into that boxcar...
Then we'll all be free at last!

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Disregard prophetic warning...
Zechariah?....What a bird!
Study Group: "Solution Final!"
(and according to the Word).