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Monday, February 12, 2007

To Bee or Not to Bee

I think I may have found the latest doomsday scenario for the Left! Global Warming is about played out, so they are going to need a new apocalypse about which to prophecy, and here it is; throughout the nation bee colonies are dying out in massive numbers.

This means more than higher honey prices and fewer candles; honey bees pollinate our crops as well as most of America`s flora, and the extinction of our bees would mean a global catastrophe of Biblical proportions, as the world`s old growth forests, rainforests, and prairieland die from an inability to reproduce! Desertification on a worldwide scale! The Four Horsemen shall stalk the Earth!

This is, of course, all Man`s fault; we use too many artificial products, and Mother Gaia is punishing us for our sins. The only way to stop this decline is to implement a massive, global restriction on the use of pesticides, the dumping of industrial pollution into the atmosphere (including automobile exhaust and cow flatulence) and restricting human fertility, since we impose too heavy of a footprint on the Earth.

This is serious, folks; we have at most 10 years before the Great Dying occurs! It`s now or never! America must desist in her technological raping of the planet now, or we will all die!

This honey of a scheme offers everything a liberals could ask for; I expect to hear much more about this in the near future.

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2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Tim came across this today just wanna give you a heads up if you werent aware:
http://powerandcontrol.blogspot.com/index.html

Good link to UK Telegraph they has a good take on it and the effect clouds have.

11:14 AM  
Blogger Timothy Birdnow said...

Thanks, Mike!

7:02 PM  

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