Roll Out the Barrel
Patrick Kennedy, in imitation of his dear old dad, has crashed his car while under the influence. His plaintive ``how dry I am, how dry I was`` and his explanation that he was dopey from sleeping pills reeks as bad as ``twelve pack`` Teddy`s breath on Sunday morning. Why should we believe another Kennedy fabrication about WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT?
Of course, Capital Hill Police are doing all they can to not get to the bottom of this!
Patrick`s father Teddy set the family standard for exceptional driving; he successfully manuevered his car off of a bridge for a perfect 10 point diving score. It must be hard for Patrick to live up to that!
If this were Jenna Bush, say, who had done this, the Media would have round-the-clock reports and demands that the President resign. There is barely a hiccup from our friendly watchdogs in the ``fourth branch of government``.
What next, an order of Waitress Sandwhich with his Manhattan?
Of course, Capital Hill Police are doing all they can to not get to the bottom of this!
Patrick`s father Teddy set the family standard for exceptional driving; he successfully manuevered his car off of a bridge for a perfect 10 point diving score. It must be hard for Patrick to live up to that!
If this were Jenna Bush, say, who had done this, the Media would have round-the-clock reports and demands that the President resign. There is barely a hiccup from our friendly watchdogs in the ``fourth branch of government``.
What next, an order of Waitress Sandwhich with his Manhattan?
posted by Timothy Birdnow | 5:32 AM
1 Comments:
Aussiegirl said:
So -- who are you going to believe -- him -- or your lying eyes?? Hehe!
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