Catholic Hookers and Gay Bishops
A Catholic Women`s group in Germany has found a great new cause to champion-prostitution! Seems they want to make the world safe for the oldest profession.
Closer to home, Episcopalians in the Bay area are poised to elect an openly homosexual Archbishop. Their choices are between two male homosexuals and a lesbian; now THAT`S what I call a committment to diversity!
Maybe the Bishop can get together with the German group, and start a gay hook-shop in Frisco? He certainly could swell the Church coffers!
Closer to home, Episcopalians in the Bay area are poised to elect an openly homosexual Archbishop. Their choices are between two male homosexuals and a lesbian; now THAT`S what I call a committment to diversity!
Maybe the Bishop can get together with the German group, and start a gay hook-shop in Frisco? He certainly could swell the Church coffers!
posted by Timothy Birdnow | 3:58 PM
3 Comments:
Gosh, I can remember when the church's biggest worry was being known as "Whiskypalions."
Yes, where there were four members, there would be a fifth.
Now, I'm not a Catholic, but I would think that this flies in the face of the precepts of the Catholic Church...
``Whiskeypalions`` Michael? They must have had the spirit of my old parish; the Monsignieur would leave no glass unturned in his quest for fundraising dollars, and the local pharmacy sold more vitamin B than any store in the country after the Irish Dinner!
Brooke, you have it absolutely correct, and this could lead to a showdown with ``God`s Rottweiler`` (Pope Benedict); there is nothing wrong with appointing a reformed or latent homosexual to high office in the Church, but one may not be in a state of sin-and homosexuality is considered a grave sin by the Catholic Church.
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